I need you like I need water in my lungs

(Source: bigpinkbunny)

castlesarecrumbling:

niggertime:

did you try turning it off and on again?

have you charged it?

(Source: felixwilson)

barackcitybitch:

this better be real

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

You would fuck up this day. I have been so happy, without you. And now that I need to be happy, that all these people I don’t know are coming to a party to celebrate me and my hard work, you fuck things up.

(Source: rcxhc)

toocooltobehipster:

“can’t walk, must craw to support unbalanced frame” omg

(Source: edctennesse)

ahlakes:

So my dad told me that there was a leak in the bathroom that I should check out. You win this round.

(Source: halliebadger)